‘Dying To Be Famous’ - available in paperback and ebook versions

  1. Jack is 29, penniless, and undiscovered. His novel is being rejected by literary agents as fast as he can submit it. But his mother has a solution: she contacts the producers of the hit daytime show 'At Home With Pam and Pete', pretending Jack is terminally ill. By the time Jack discovers her deceit, he is being offered TV exposure and a million pound publishing deal. Should he tell the truth and remain undiscovered; or live a lie and have everything he wants?

  1. Buy the paperback here and get 15% off

Buy the epub format ebook (suitable for iBooks, Sony e-reader, etc) here

(by the way, it’s not DRM protected, so you don’t need Adobe Digital Editions, whatever the site tells you)

Buy the Kindle ebook here

Read the first three chapters here

(Note: the ‘buy’ links are for UK readers - international buyers go to www.lulu.com (for paperback or epub) or your country's Amazon site (for Kindle)

And don’t forget my other novel, The Mouth of the Fleet (fewer jokes but still bad language and nudity)


What can I tell you? It’s a searing indictment of man’s inhumanity to man (not the book, I’m talking about the struggle to get the thing published)